The Resource The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard, Diana Holquist, (electronic resource)

The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard, Diana Holquist, (electronic resource)

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The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard
Title
The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard
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Diana Holquist
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Language
eng
Summary
For fans of Goodnight iPad and Go the F**k to Sleep, this hilarious picture-book parody satirizes Thoth-Amon and our culture's extreme focus on childhood achievement. It's an irresistible gift for moms and dads with a sense of humor! Are you concerned that your four-year-old is not taking Pre-K seriously? Is your child napping when he could instead be cramming for his SAT? Have you heard about the new hypnotize-your-kid-to-sleep book and thought, SLACKER ? Join parents all over the world who have embraced this groundbreaking book as their new nightly routine. In this uproariously funny parody, Ronald and Mommy Rabbit get help from Adderall Aardvark, Kollege Koach Kitty, and Admission Officer Owl, who know just how to help children stop their incessant sleeping and other quaint relics of youth for a much worthier goal: the Ivy League. Make your dreams your child 's dreams today! "Any truly successful parent knows that there's no time to rest: the prep school toddler down the street has already invented a new computer language! This book is guaranteed to get your kids on the right track. Now."?Harvard Dad, class of 2031 "Makes controlling your kid child's play?or, you know, the opposite!"?Harvard Mom, class of 2032 "Super creepy!"?Mom in Seattle From the Hardcover edition
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Holquist, Diana
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dictionaries
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  • Eliopoulos, Chris
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  • Family & Relationships
  • Nonfiction
  • Humor (Nonfiction)
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The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard, Diana Holquist, (electronic resource)
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unknown
Form of item
online
Isbn
9780399539114
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unknown sound
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  • other
  • remote
Stock number
7C6E96C6-D0C3-4852-9D12-9026FBD35465
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  • 1146397
  • 1146397
  • 1146397
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  • Adobe EPUB eBook
  • OverDrive Read
Label
The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard, Diana Holquist, (electronic resource)
Link
Publication
Dimensions
unknown
Form of item
online
Isbn
9780399539114
Sound
unknown sound
Specific material designation
  • other
  • remote
Stock number
7C6E96C6-D0C3-4852-9D12-9026FBD35465
System control number
  • 1146397
  • 1146397
  • 1146397
System details
  • Adobe EPUB eBook
  • OverDrive Read

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