The Resource You Are Worthless, Scott Dikkers, (electronic resource)

You Are Worthless, Scott Dikkers, (electronic resource)

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You Are Worthless
Title
You Are Worthless
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Scott Dikkers
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Language
eng
Summary
You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful inspirational self-help books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as Your Good-for-Nothing Friends, Your Miserable Job, and Life: What's the Use. This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt. Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face. Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include: You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else. The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it. As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder. If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face. You Are Worthless also features a section called Hopeless Role Models from History, including Helen Keller (I've had it), and Abraham Lincoln (The only thing I'm good at is losing)
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Dikkers, Scott
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  • Nonfiction
  • Humor (Nonfiction)
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You Are Worthless, Scott Dikkers, (electronic resource)
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online
Isbn
9780740789410
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0B96C04B-B212-4C33-94F9-9CC45B833E7E
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Label
You Are Worthless, Scott Dikkers, (electronic resource)
Link
Publication
Dimensions
unknown
Form of item
online
Isbn
9780740789410
Sound
unknown sound
Specific material designation
  • other
  • remote
Stock number
0B96C04B-B212-4C33-94F9-9CC45B833E7E
System control number
  • 1081661
  • 1081661
  • 1081661
System details
  • Adobe EPUB eBook
  • Kindle Book
  • OverDrive Read

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